19
Nov

Pirates: update

As you might already know,  these pirates (arghhhh) are getting ready to demand a ransom for the oil tanker they stole (or is it, plundered?) off the coast of Kenya. The Sirius Star is said to be worth around $250mm in total and contains 25 crew members, all of which are liable. I’m kind of wondering why they don’t police this area more effectively, or better yet, why foreign companies keep sending shipments through here:

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They also stole a ship in September carrying a bunch of tanks. Man, tanks? They wanted $8mm, but what if they just wanted to blow some shit up. Let’s get our acts together.

19
Nov

how to shop

I was reading this article today touting all of these Blu Ray players that are going to be available this holiday season for like $200. I’m sorry, am I missing something? When did getting a Blu Ray player become a viable option? Does it come with a Bose sound system? No. Can you even play video games with it? No. You can’t even entertain your niece for more than 45 minutes because that’s how long The Fox and the Hound is.

Tell you what, until Bose gets its shit together and releases a home theater with Blu Ray, get a PS3 like a man. It’s like $100 more and you get way more value, plus a great Blu Ray player included.

Blu Ray players. Come on. Here’s what I think of Blu Ray players:

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19
Nov

Pygmy Tarsiers

Turns out these little bastards are still alive, despite God’s best efforts. They’ve been po[o]pping up all over the place as of late after being placed on the endangered list. We truly thought time finally ran out for the little cocksuckers, but we stand corrected.

You can’t buy them because they’re not Furbies. You can read about them though here.

19
Nov

bike hero

Impressive guitar hero parody. With a bike.

19
Nov

will.i.am: new day

LIttle late, but I liked the tribute. And will.i.am is tight.

19
Nov

baby seat

Designed by Rory Craig of the Art Center College of Design for racing enthusiasts…

Edit: Some people have written asking about this. It’s just a carbon fiber baby seat. Nothing more, nothing less. It looks cool, I suppose, like a race car seat. Stop whining.   - Ed.

18
Nov

Where the Wild Things Are

I’m sorry, was it common knowledge that this movie was being made? How can I be so far out of the loop?

Directed by Spike Jonze, and starring Forest Whitaker and Anthony Soprano as voices and a kid named Max to to play Max. Jonze has done some other shit, like Tenacious D and some music videos. Should be fine.

If you haven’t read Where the Wild things are, get your life together.

18
Nov

Megs

18
Nov

Finally

The Incase Power Slider ($100) is by far the best solution we’ve seen for doubling the iPhone’s battery life. This hardshell case features an integrated low profile lithium-ion polymer battery and an optimized power management system that together provide a continuous charge to the iPhone’s battery. The Power Slider also has sync and charge capabilities and a 5-light LED battery gauge. Thanks.

18
Nov

hmmm